They say timing is everything.

In the case of ISIS condos, downtown Winter Springs, (Orlando) the developers were ahead of the curve. Perhaps anticipating the need for terrorist accommodation, developers of the Tuskawilla Road condominium were ready to pounce on a gap in the market place, long before anyone had even heard of Jihadi John. Although there are still some listings on Condo.com it seems this condo no longer exists — at least it’s no longer called ISIS. Ah, the pressure of modern politics.

But these developers were not alone in their faux pas. How about a smoke then at the ISIS hookah lounge? We can’t confirm their type of clientele but they have an “excellent” rating on Trip Advisor.

Not to be outdone, Hotel ISIS in Reddington Beach FL is still alive and kicking. It’s unclear if the accommodation is a hotbed of home grown terrorism but they also have an “excellent” rating on T.A.

And that’s it for this edition of “Names to be Avoided When Opening a Business.” For property you’d be proud to call your own, just call us – or visit our site at www.CondoMetropolis.com